They Missed a Trick
By Yanna
You spoke of Mandy like she was candy
You desired Kim with her waist so thin
You laughed when Dionne snored like a lion
You pushed out poor Rose with her ugly toes
They sung of Karen the love explosion
They kissed Brie in dreams that were so serene
They toasted Carol with all that they know
They nursed young Iris with tonsillitis
They did not notice Tendai in the light
In the stand-out wrap and a smile so bright
She was dark, she was thick: they missed a trick
Cos she had no verification tick
